Determinedtogatecrashherex-lover'sfuneralonglamorousFrenchhideawayIle-de-Re,formerHollywoodsirenHelen(JoanCollins)escapesherLondonretirementhomewiththehelpofPriscilla(PaulineCollins),arepressedEnglishhousewifestuckinabadmarriage.Poolingtheirlimitedresources,theyhittheroadtogetherbycoach,ferry,carandfootinaracetogettothe..ddd